We would like you to meet some of our Help! - It's Math(s) friends...
Say hello to Mister Sassy Tuxedo.
Mr. Sassy Tuxedo is the latest addition to our Help! - It's Math(s) family. He joined us in April of this year. His date of birth is unknown. His place of birth is unknown. His family's location is unknown. But, what we do know is that Mr. Tuxedo is the life of the party. He is quite the talker. He also is exceptionally friendly and helpful to our staff. As the Chief Cat Food Quality Control Officer (C2FQCO), Sassy's primary job responsibilities include:
1) Eat as much Fancy Feast and Sheba as possible.
2) Make as much noise as possible by raising and dropping his bowl while eating.
3) Eat so fast that we are not sure if we actually fed him.
4) Pretend 5 minutes later that we did not feed him and demand more food.
5) Act as a mobile obstacle course and block all workers from walking in a straight line.
These are a small number of the vital tasks that Sass performs daily to keep our workdays as productive as possible.
Say hello to Miss Perfect (MP).
Miss Perfect (a.k.a. Miss Princess), shortened to MP, is the four-legged "OG" of our Help! - It's Math family. Unlike Mr. Sassy Tuxedo, we have all of the stats for MP. She was born in April 2013. She was born onsite here with us. She is part of a litter of 2 brothers and 2 sisters. She is not quite as vivacious as Sass. Due to her advancing age, she decided to step back from her primary duties here. Her current official title is Chief Quantity and Quality Sleep Control Officer (CQ2SCO).
May we be more serious for a moment?
Besides Mister Sassy Tuxedo and Miss Perfect (MP), we also have several groups of squirrels and several flocks of birds (blackbirds, cardinals, wrens, etcetera). We also feed these animals. As we all know, food is quite expensive these days. The weekly costs for feeding all of our animals range from $40 to $60 U.S.D. On this page, we showcased our animals in a light-hearted manner. We did this in order to make a relevant point.
We, again, wanted to make a point about software piracy - or really digital product piracy in our case. Some individuals may not be concerned about denying our small business revenue due to piracy. However, the reduced revenue affects our ability to perform many tasks - including feeding the above animals. We trust our customers - that is why our downloads are not "protected" by digital rights management (DRM). However, if you know of someone who is pirating our files, please remind them of the costs of their actions. Thank you from the Help! - It's Math(s) family.